That Girl

Everyone knows about that girl........

You know, the girl that comes home from a long day and is just wiped out. So wiped out that instead of waiting and going all the way to the bedroom to change into pajamas, starts to get changed while in the bathroom only to come out of the bathroom pant-less and see the Schwan's Ice Cream truck idling in the driveway and the kind Schwan's man waiting to get an order.

Oh, that poor girl.......

Then I bet you've also heard stories around the office of the girl that just wants an afternoon snack and decides that popcorn is the snack of choice. I'm positive she's heard the stories about burned popcorn and the havoc it can wreak on office relationships, but apparently on that day, she was willing to take the risk. She read the directions twice to make sure not to overcook the delicate kernels, but somewhere along the line became distracted by the thought of this succulent snack and allowed too much time to pass in the microwave. Upon viewing the contents of the newly popped package, she was alarmed to find what looked like a charcoal briquette sitting in the middle of the bag. She knew it was all over from there........and heard about it for the rest of the day.

Aren't those the breaks!

So this is, in effect, a public service announcement for anyone who may know that girl, please make sure you tell her to keep her clothes on at all times no matter what and that popcorn in the office is never worth the risk.

Thank you :)

p.s. neither of these situations have EVER happened to me